January at Anodyne Massage:

Start the Year on Cloud 9

We hope everyone enjoyed a beautiful holiday season filled with rest, connection, and maybe a little extra indulgence. As we step into January 2026, Anodyne Massage is here to help you reset, recharge, and float into the new year feeling balanced and cared for—preferably on Cloud 9.

Sauna Season Is in Full Swing

January is peak sauna season, and for good reason. Our far-infrared sauna is the perfect way to warm up, relax tired muscles, support circulation, and gently detox after the holiday hustle.

✨ Members, this one’s for you:
Your sauna session is complimentary with your membership—before or after your service. Melt in beforehand or extend that post-massage bliss.

Call or book online to schedule your massage and sauna session.

Ask our front desk about membership options and perks.

Monthly Unlimited Classes, Yoga, Sound Bath w/ Meditation – Commit to your wellness with unlimited movement, breath, and deep relaxation — all for $50/month. What’s included: Hatha Yoga • Saturdays at 10:30 AM • Tuesdays & Thursdays at 4:30 PM Build strength, flexibility, and mindful awareness. Sound Bath Meditation • Saturdays at 9:00 AM Deep nervous system reset, stress relief, and total relaxation. Aerial Yoga • Tuesdays & Thursdays at 6:00 PM Playful, supported movement to decompress the spine and energize the body. Unlimited monthly access One simple rate: $50 Perfect for stress relief, mobility, and self-care Spots are limited. Message us to join or reserve your spot

January 2026 Federal Holidays (AKA: The Perfect Time to Book)

January includes federal holidays that many corporate and office professionals have off—making them ideal for self-care.

• New Year’s Day – Thursday, January 1, 2026 – Closed
  Calm. Quiet. Restorative. Start the year grounded.
• Martin Luther King Jr. Day – Monday, January 19, 2026
  A day for reflection and renewal, honored with a peaceful spa environment.

💡 If you have the day off, these are excellent opportunities to book while your schedule is already open.

Appointments are limited—schedule early to secure your preferred time.

✨ January 13 Skincare Face Care Event

Ready to simplify your skincare and actually understand what your skin needs?

Join us on January 13 for our Skincare Face Care Event, where we break down the why behind your routine—not just the trends.

You’ll learn:

• The essential steps of a healthy skincare routine
• Why we use what we use
• Whether your skin truly needs half of what’s currently on your counter
• How to support glowing, clean skin without overdoing it

We’ll also introduce our natural skincare line, explain key ingredients, and help you choose products that make sense for your skin. You’ll leave with starter products to help you begin your journey to glowing, clean skin.

🧘‍♀️ Bonus: Stick around afterward for yoga and allow everything you learned to settle into both body and mind.

Spots are limited—reserve your place early by calling or RSVP on FB.

Welcome to Room 907

We’ve expanded—say hello to Room 907.

All of our rooms start with a 9 because every experience at Anodyne is designed to leave you feeling like you’re on Cloud 9. It’s also a playful nod to the nine levels of heaven in Greek mythology—elevated, intentional, and just a little divine.

Experience our newest treatment room when you book your next service.

Valentine’s Day Is Coming (Yes, the Hallmark Holiday)

Love it or roll your eyes at it, Valentine’s Day is approaching—and that means:

Couples massages and couples services are filling quickly.

Whether you’re celebrating romance, friendship, or shared relaxation, now is the time to plan ahead.

Call to reserve your couples service. 262-320-7323

Gift certificates are available for the person you care about most—because experiences last longer than chocolates.

Please note: Gift certificates cannot be redeemed for Valentine’s Day couples massages or couples services during this special event Feb 13-15 2026. We appreciate your understanding as we curate an elevated experience for all guests.

Not a Massage Person? Try This Instead

If massage isn’t your thing, we’ve got an option that still checks the “connection” box.

Aerial Float Class – Couples Date Night
A guided aerial experience focused on meditation, relaxation, and closeness—fully clothed, fully supported, and refreshingly unique. It’s a calm, meaningful way to connect without having to take your clothes off.

Ask our team about upcoming aerial float classes and couples date nights.

January is about intention, warmth, and setting the tone for the year ahead. Whether you’re enjoying the sauna, learning to streamline your skincare, floating beside your favorite person, or planning ahead for Valentine’s Day—we’re honored to be part of your self-care journey.

Here’s to a calm start, glowing skin, and staying happily on Cloud 9. 💫